Am I really doing this? Do I even have to do this? Well, it was about time I talked about this certain "film series". I have considered whether or not to give a review of each one of them, but now is the right time to finally give my say. What are these films that have me so concerned, it's non-other than the 'Live-Action Fairly Odd Parents Movies'.
Now before I go into detail about these movies, there will be spoilers. This isn't because I want you to avoid these movies, not at all. I want to address the problems so no one could make the same mistakes. Let us start with the first movie in this series, 'A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up Timmy Turner".
The film opens with an establishing pan over of Timmy Turner's childhood playthings, only to have Cosmo, Wanda and Poof wake Timmy up on his 23rd birthday. Okay, in the movie 'Channel Chasers' it was inferred that Timmy would lose his fairies around the age of 18, 1 minute into this movie and already it's not following continuity. I guess because the pilot aired 13 years before this movie, they wanted Timmy's age to coincide with the pilot's anniversary. Okay, but let's see where they're going with this. On that note seeing Timmy grown-up isn't a surprise when we know that going in. Timmy is greeted by his fairies and says that he wants to hear baby Poof say his first word. For those who stopped watching the Fairly Odd Parents, Poof was the child of Cosmo and Wanda, who was added as the fourth wheel. But you probably already knew that. Despite the fact he already said his first words in his first appearance, he would even say certain words before this movie came out. Surely the makers thought those count, I mean what does it take to impress you, Timmy? With that nitpick out of the way; for Timmy's birthday wish the fairies make a pirate ship appear in his bedroom, what follows is a pretty entertaining fight scene as Timmy duels with the pirates. But they know it's all in good fun.
But it all starts to go downhill when Jorgen Von Strangle (Mark Gibbon) comes into the picture, to remind Timmy what happens to his fairies when he grows up. It was established in the show that if a godchild reached a certain age, they would lose their godparents and have their memories of them totally erased. However, Timmy found a loophole in Da Rules, in which he'll continue to keep his fairies as long as he desires if he still acts like a child. Jorgen also points out that Timmy will lose them when he discovers life's true magic, love. To which Timmy replies that he'll never fall in love and that the only kiss he had was from Tootie. Alright let's stop here; aren't you forgetting someone Timmy? Did you forget you had a crush on Trixie Tang, the rich, popular girl? If you've watched the series like I have, you'd know that Timmy did anything to get Trixie to notice him, even if she didn't have the same feelings for him. And they did kiss at one point. The reason why I make such a big deal out of this is that it's never explained why she isn't in the movie, or what happened to her. Does the movie expect us to believe that Timmy just plum forgot about her?
Now I want to ask, why are these movies in live-action anyway? I understand that Nickelodeon wanted to do something different for the show's 10th anniversary, but didn't they think the idea of
ageing up the characters was enough of a selling point. I think these movies would have been better off being animated; because we're used to seeing their cartoon counterparts, so it would have been interesting to see how the character designs would have looked aged up. It doesn't help that live-action movies based on cartoons tend to get a bad rep. Let's compare this to another cartoon special that shows characters in the future, the Codename Kid Next Door episode 'Operation I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.WS'. When that special showed the KND operatives as middle-aged adults, it was filmed in live-action too, but the scenes with them being interviewed were meant to be a framing device. You may also notice that Timmy's fairies in these movies are CGI, this is probably where the movie blew its budget on. Both Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are animated with the Butch Hartman design, but I always assumed that the fairies in this world were meant to look human. We even see them in live-action form, played by Jason Alexander and Cheryl Hines. They could have blue screened both live-action actors to be smaller and fly around, my guess is that they kept the fairies as cartoon characters so they'd retain their whimsical and exaggerated nature. However, I feel the Butch Hartman style doesn't translate to CGI very well. I'm aware that we've seen more CGI characters with cartoony and exaggerated designs in recent years thanks to Sony Animation. But for me, I prefer seeing 2D drawn characters in a 3D world. I mean Jorgen is played by a live-action actor just so he can appear much domineering than the other fairies.
Moving on we then come across his parents played by Darren Norris and Teryl Rothery respectably.
To be fair it was wise of them to have Darren reprise his role as Timmy's Dad in live-action because you couldn't imagine anyone else to pull off his eccentric personality and mannerisms. He even looks like the character. Timmy's Mom and Dad would insist on having their son move out and get a job; but Timmy would wish himself out of it, much to their annoyance. He tells them that he loves them too much to leave them to politely cover up his secret. The following scenes have Timmy come in contact with his old enemies. First, he bumps into non-other than his former babysitter Vicky (Devon Weigel) who works at a daycare centre. She's still as malevolent as she ever was, as she dictates over the small children like they are prisoners. Then we see Timmy at the
elementary school, where he has been able to stay in Year 5 and still has Denzil Crocker (David Lewis) on his case. You can tell by now that Timmy's refusal to mature is quite sad when you don't take his fairies into account, I know Timmy was a bad at learning but geez! This perplexes Crocker who believes that Timmy still has his fairies, and he is still pressuring him to reveal his secret. To David Lewis' credit, he does a decent impression of Crocker, and they managed to get his appearance spot on. The problem is that because he's in live-action, he isn't as over the top as he's supposed to be. When he spazzes out of control shouting his iconic catchphrase, it's impossible for Lewis to pull off the same wild, extreme poses. Like the fairies, he seems very restricted. In both scenes, Timmy manages to get them both out of his hair by humiliating them respectively. With Vicky, he makes the children's sippy cups to be filled with stale cheese spread to spray at her, and he wishes for Crocker to have chronic runs.........charming, I'm sure.
About Timmy, I think Drake Bell acts less like Timmy and more like Drake. As someone who watched 'Drake and Josh' growing up, I have no problem with the guy. But he makes Timmy appear upbeat and nice. That's not to say Timmy was ever a complex character, but he was meant to have children be in his shoes (or footie pants). Children could relate to him because he left an impression on them. I mean there was more to Timmy then just his sunny disposition, in fact, there was even an episode where he had to learn to live with those emotions than without them. It's obvious Timmy has his heart set on his decision, but he's in denial of the effect it has had on his life, he's deluding no one but himself. He also hangs out with these four kid characters, and they don't just see him as a role model or adviser, they ligitably bond with him as if he was their age. Which might sound creepy when you take it the wrong way. You gotta wonder what became of Timmy's social life, as well as his relationship with Chester and A.J. We'll talk about that later. Jorgen's role is that he tries to get Timmy to fall in love using Cupid's bow and arrow. He clearly doesn't want Timmy to hold on to his fairies for fear of them getting exposed. There's this running gags he keeps missing Timmy, only for the arrows to make passing bystanders to comedically fall for the first thing they see. You might not want to do that in an elementary school where there are children everywhere Jorgen.
While riding through Dimmsdale park; Timmy is talking to his fairies on the screen of his
smartphone, saying how they'll always be together and that nothing will ever come between them. And in the tradition of the opposite circumstance happening in Fairly Odd Parents; Timmy catches eye of a beautiful young woman. This causes him to lose sight and crash into a mailbox. He follows the young girl to a gathering at town square. The Mayor introduces Hugh J Magnate Jr. (Steven Weber), the villain who is written for this movie. He tells everyone of his intention to bulldoze the park, as it has become abandoned and decayed. He also wants to build an oil well/hotel over it. As you can tell, not only is Hugh an archetype of the evil millionaire tycoon but his plan is representative of people who want to change things for the worst, even though they're fine the way they were. I'll admit it's pretty neat to see the characters that they managed to include, to its credit it does try to make the actors resemble their animated counterparts. But it's not just Trixie who's missing, we don't see older versions of the other supporting characters. I must ask, what happened to Francis? what happened to Dinkleberg? Heck, what happened to Doug Dimmadome? Doug Dimmadome? exactly! I'm not saying that these characters need to have a significant role, but they could have at least given them small cameos like 'The Simpsons' did with their future episodes. Which again, would have worked better had the movie been animated. With that said, Chester and A.J. (Chris Anderson and Jesse Reid) are in this movie too, their role is to simply scoff at Timmy for still acting like a child, and brag about their careers and adult privileges. They like to insist that Timmy is jealous of their quote on quote success when they probably yearn to stay like kids too.
Timmy becomes entranced by the young girl among the crowd. She then speaks up against Magnate in protest. She escapes the security guards by doing an acrobatic flip over the police barrier, and chains herself to the old tree. She claims how it was a part of her childhood, as she's meant to represent the people who want things like they were in the past. Which I must say is a reasonable motive. It turns out that the girl is none other than Tootie, much to Timmy's shock and surprise. That's right, it turns out Tootie grew up into a nature-loving, smart, feisty echo activist. Besides that mailbox, I bet Timmy didn't see that coming either. They go for an 'ugly duckling' plot point, as Timmy once found her obsessive, creepy and overbearing. But after being gone for so long, he now finds her attractive and courageous. Not happy with this, Magnate sends his bulldozers to cut the tree down with Tootie in it. Timmy then wishes for the bulldozers to break down, the chainsaws to turn to balloons and Chompy the town goat to eat Magnate's pants. Timmy goes up to Tootie and they decide to start reacquainting with each other. Overcome with this strange, new feeling, Timmy runs off hesitantly.
Let us talk about Magnate, I've stated how he acts as the antagonist in this movie. Another character trait he has besides being the rich villain archetype is that he never had a proper childhood because he was neglected by his wealthy father. Which reminds me, there was another character from the show with a similar backstory. His name was Remmy Buxaplenty, considering he was Timmy's rival, then Magnate's role should have been given to Remmy instead. If this movie wanted to have a new threat or catalyst, then why not do something that couldn't be done in the show before? I mean, we already had a rich tycoon take over a landmark in Dimmsdale in the show. Anyway, Magnate whines about his plan being foiled, as well as being publicly humiliated. He then gets a phone call from a mysterious voice telling him to meet at the alley, as it has the answers he's looking for. It turns out the "alley' is the name of a Chinese restaurant, that little subversion would have been fine if I didn't see it in 'Tuff Puppy'. Magnate arrives there to meet the mysterious caller, who was Crocker using a voice disguiser. Crocker explains that the incident in the park was caused by Timmy's fairies. Of course, Magnate doesn't believe him at first, until Crooker gives further evidence. He agrees to offer Crocker funding for a 'fairy incarcerator' to harness their magic, which is something I'd imagine Crocker doing now that he has the opportunity. Magnate realises that he could use the fairies' magic for his own use. As they strike a deal, they share a bowl of noodles in which they end up nearly kissing. No homo, the person who first thought of that gag would be proud.
Now the Fairly Odd Parents is well known for its comedy, so how does it work in these movies. More often than not, the jokes here fail to live up to the original series. There might be some joke that can give a chuckle sure, and there're lines of dialogue that I can see would belong in the show. But most of the visual gags are very surface level, without any nuance, often opting for slapstick. The dialogue doesn't have nearly the same tongue in cheek charm, which can also be cliche. What works in a cartoon, doesn't necessarily translate to live-action. Not every joke is awful but there are very awkward moments. In the show, the bizarre scenes and actions always balanced out with good writing, which resulted in a laugh. Here, the quirky moments aren't nearly as sharp. Not even Cosmo, Crocker and Timmy's dad can save the comedy, they're not giving their best material, and they usually have the funniest lines.
The next day, we see Timmy is still thinking about Tootie, he becomes lovesick for her much to the dismay of Cosmo and Wanda. Did I mention that Wanda has a 'love meter', a device that indicates if Timmy is in love or not? And so far, it becomes to get critical. Wanda starts to worry if Timmy really has new feelings for her, which might mean the end of her tenure as his godparent. Tootie comes over, and already Timmy's parents insist that she marry him. They also plan on going abroad when their son eventually leaves them. Timmy tries to avoid her, but she soon catches up to him. Despite Wanda and the other fairies' efforts to keep Tootie from "breaking up their family", she persuades Timmy out on a date. What follows is a romance montage of Timmy and Tootie hitting it off. They go down to the lake and do the typical things to do on a first date, like riding bikes, having a picnic and flying a kite. Meanwhile, Crocker and Magnate spy on Timmy, devising their plans to catch the fairies. As it cuts back and forth to these characters, we get some slapstick humour thrown in there. It's sweet seeing Timmy bond with Tootie, as he learns that she's not so creepy anymore. But if this movie was to add Trixie, here's how I think it would have gone down. It could have had a 'love triangle' approach, so Timmy would have to choose between his fairies, Tootie and Trixie. Why not make it seem like Timmy starts pining for his childhood crush again, but in the end, he realizes who his true love is. It would have made who his heart's desire is more of a twist, it also would have shown the difference between love and infatuation. It also could have their relationship develop through the course of the movie, he's hesitant at first but he learns how special Tootie is. This may seem like a lot to put into a movie that's an hour and 15 minutes long. And I know when writing a story, you have to consolidate all the important characters, ideas and plot points into a cohesive plot. But if they had Magnate replaced with Remi, it could have gone without the assistant character. The movie was originally going to be 90 minutes, so it could have worked.
Which leads me to my next point, the direction. It follows the criteria you expect for a made for TV movie, using very bright, saturated colours. It tries to show what the world of FOP would look like in live-action, trying to evoke the spirit of the series with the use of cartoony sound effects, as well as having Guy Moon do the composition. He still puts the jazzy and zippy tunes to emphasize the mood and character's movements. Throughout Dimmsdale, we see signs that have these big, expressive fonts that make it close to the Butch Hartman world. But here's the thing, what's the point in directing the film like a cartoon, when it could have easily been done in animation? To reiterate, how interesting would it have been to see how Dimmsdale would look like in 10 years time. It could have made references and throwbacks to the show with the buildings and locations. What it does to deviate itself from the show are average settings.....that no one understands. The special effects can get jarring when it tries to emulate the "cartoon" aspect. It doesn't help when they're scenes that have awkward dead space for the characters to faff around. The actors are trying to imitate the character's eccentric personalities but they don't feel natural when set in live-action. They play them off in such an over the top fashion that they're practically chewing up the scenery. It comes off as a big, goofy pantomime. If there's one thing I'll give credit to these movies, is that they don't make Dimmsdale look like the typical futuristic portrayal. It's quite refreshing to see a future that doesn't include sci-fi elements, it's the type of vision that's more likely to happen. Considering the show was made in the 2000s, these movies could take place in the 2010s for all we know. Look at 'Blade Runner' now and it was way off. That way, the devices Crocker uses (like a camera that looks and functions like a dragonfly) stand out all the more
Timmy and Tootie are at a fancy restaurant. Because Timmy lost his pink baseball cap in a kite flying incident, Tootie offers him a new mature looking hat. As you can see, this is supposed to symbolise Timmy's transition to adulthood. As the love meter is quickly rising, Cosmo and Wanda take things to their own hands and transform into a human waiter (Jason Alexander) and waitress (Cheryl Hines). They both disrupt the dinner date by pouring food all over Tootie. What is wrong with Cosmo and Wanda here? Are they just so clingy of Timmy that they'll go along with Timmy's refusal to grow up? I understand Cosmo would do this, but Wanda, she's supposed to be the reasonable one who sets an example for her godchild. But she doesn't act any better. In fact, they're not the only ones who are selfish here, have you notice the other people who are close to Timmy like his parents and ex-friends are towards him. It's not like they want what's best for Timmy, it feels like they want to full fill their own needs. Granted Cosmo and Wanda do get called out for it and they learn their lesson. You may think I'm dwelling on this, but do you think the reason Trixie isn't in this movie because Cosmo and Wanda made it so Timmy wouldn't think of her?
After Timmy tells off Cosmo and Wanda, he wishes Tootie all cleaned up. Timmy brings Tootie to
the park, where he secretly wished for it to be rejuvenated, just like she wanted it. She's happy to see the park gleaming with life, just like it was she was young. Even the local children notice the change and quickly go play in it. It's honestly genuine when Timmy uses his fairies to make a selfless gesture and its no different here. If he was to have that final wish, I would want it to be from the goodness of his heart. You may think Timmy's just doing this to impress Tootie, but how many of us wanted to help out just to be with someone you liked? I think Timmy realises that the cause is a lot more important and satisfying to full fill. And it really seems like this wish would not blow up in his face or that he would be appreciated for it. However, we see Cosmo and Wanda mooting as they watch their dear godchild share a precious moment with another. They reluctantly make the tree bloom with flowers, to enhance the romantic tension. So Timmy and Tootie are sitting in a tree, and just as they're about to start K, I, S, S, I, N, G, Wanda cries out. Causing Timmy to fall over. Tootie flips down from the tree, she begins to suspect that Timmy is hiding something from her (presumably another girlfriend). Since Timmy can't explain to her the situation, Tootie gets upset and runs away from him. Timothy, you're a nincompoop!
As Tootie storms off, she sees a lost rabbit and goes to tend to it. But it turns out to be a trap set up by Magnate, as his bodyguards carry her away, the kids Timmy was hanging out with see Tootie being captured. Tootie is in the limo with Magante, where it turns out he wants Tootie as part of his plan. And the rabbit wasn't just baited, it turns out it was in on the plan too, the rabbit even gives out an evil grin that looks unintentionally frightening. Cosmo and Wanda rejoice until Poof gives them an intense glare that smacks them down to reality. The fairies try to get her back, but they also get caught by Crocker. The kids tell Timmy what happened to Tootie, which seems to be their only purpose in this movie, we don't get to see them afterwards. Timmy wishes Tootie was safe from harm, but a message from the fairies suddenly appears telling him that they were captured. Timmy tries to get his way to Magate's headquarters without magic, he steals a motorcycle to get there much quicker. He bumps into Vickey, causing her to spill some pizza she brought, she then furiously chases after him. Jorgen appears once again, causing Timmy to crash. He gets cornered by both Vickey and Jorgen, but Jorgen accidentally shoots an arrow at Vickey. Making her go Pepe le Pew on Jorgen.
Magnate takes Tootie to his headquarters where he locks her in his subterranean lair. The whole place looks like an indoor playground for children, only much more sinister and twisted. He uses the area to live out the childhood he never had. The set pieces stick out with such intense contrasting colours, but the foreboding shadows and flashing lights make the entire place more menacing. He has Tootie locked in a ball-shaped cage, and Crocker has the fairies locked in the incarcerator. Crocker gives Magante a remote that'll allow him to draw the fairies' magic from them, so he can wish for anything he wants. Magnate tests it out by wishing for a ball pit, this causes the fairies to be painfully electrocuted and their energy sucked out of them. Magnate also makes it bottomless, turning the pit into a wormhole. Just as Crocker thinks he's achieved his life's goal, Magnate betrays him by making Crocker fall into the pit. Meanwhile, Timmy goes to Chester and A.J. asking if they could help him stop Magnate, they question him to which he reveals that he has fairies all this time. They don't believe him at first, but he promises to wish them dates if they help. Back at the lair, Magante has the upper hand having the fairie's power all to himself. He goes mad with it wishing for upper body strength and a large moustache. He turns an action figure he stole from a kid earlier on into a robot servant. And it's at this point where Weber start to revel in his role. We've seen him use overdramatic inflections, but as the plot thickens, he goes more and more insane. You can tell he's hamming it up. He goes from an exaggerated depiction of a rich tycoon to a cartoony villain. The more wishes he makes, the weaker the fairies become.
Timmy, A.J. and Chester get to the headquarters, they break in by simply finding a key under the mat. Just as Timmy gets in, Chester and A.J. leave him behind. No wonder Timmy abandoned these guys. Tootie manages to out of the cage, with Magnate distracted she makes her way across a bridge. Timmy enters the lair, just as Magnate planned. Timmy then duels with the giant robot toy, in a scene that's supposed to be intense while also being slightly humorous, like in the first scene. But I'm just looking at this and it leans more on the silly side, it feels like something you see at a holiday theme park. When you can tell he's fighting an actor in a cheap plastic suit, it takes you out of the moment. Timmy manages to defeat the robot by taking out its batteries. As Tootie is dangling for her life, Timmy swings in and saves her. They see that the fairies have become weak, Magnate has them in a corner, ready to annihilate the two of them. This leaves Timmy no other choice but to make the ultimate sacrifice and act his age. He tells his fairies how much they mean to him, then he confesses his love for Tootie, he proceeds to kiss her. This causes the fairies to slowly vanish and the incarcerator to stop working. With Timmy's fairies gone from his life, Magnate loses his powers and Timmy and Tootie leave him in the dust. So Magnate is defeated and sent to a mental asylum, the assistant changes his company to be more eco-friendly, and Timmy and Tootie are back at the park. They sit by the tree, where Timmy confesses to Tootie about the fairies. He also wishes that he can see them again.
Jorgen appears (while hiding from a lovesick Vicky) and confronts Timmy. Timmy tells Jorgen that he's willing to accept what's coming to him and finally move on to adulthood. But Jorgen actually poofs him and Tootie to Fairy World for a surprise visit. It turns out the fairy council have decided to commemorate Timmy's birthday as a national fairy holiday; as a token of their appreciation for him saving Fairy World on many occasions. With such an honour to his name, Timmy is given the chance to say one final goodbye to his fairies. After Timmy gives a proper introduction to Tootie, he and his fairies give their parting words to each other. Even Poof bids his adieu in a complete sentence. Timmy also managed to find his iconic pink hat. In a truly heartwarming scene, Timmy gives them the hat as a way to remember him, they all proceed to have a tearful group hug. Even Jorgen becomes moved by this, that he cannot bear to tear them apart anymore, but he reluctantly does what he must do. With that emotional farewell, Timmy and Tootie are sent back to earth with their memories of the fairies erased. The following scene shows Timmy ready to continue his life with Tootie. Even though the memories of his magical adventures are fading away, the lessons he learned still rubbed off on him. And with Tootie by his side, the only magic he has is with each other. So they devote their lives to helping other children with their problems. Wherever Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are; they're watching Timmy with such pride as he makes an important step. Thus ending his story.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh.......oh....oh I Wish!
No instead the Fairy Council have decided based on Timmy's attachment to his fairies and heroism, just stay with me on this. They make a new rule that if any godchild named 'Timmy Turner' kept his fairies for as long as he did and saves Fairy World on multiple occasions, they're allowed to keep their fairy godparents. As long as he make wishes for other people and not for his selfish needs. I'm dead serious, this is how they actually end this stinker. So all that stuff said about having to grow up, was completely in vain. Hohohohoho, you're probably in disbelief like I was. You might also be sick and tired of me comparing this to the show, but at the end of Channel Chasers, it was revealed that Timmy would someday lose his fairies. He would grow up to have children of his own and would leave them with a Vicky robot, just like his parents did to him. So Cosmo and Wanda would, in turn, become the godparents of his kids. To show that history is repeating itself. This scene completely contradicts that! Instead, we get the worse, safest, cheeriest happy ending you can give this story. With Timmy having his fairies back together as an extended family, Timmy decides to start his own business called "Wishful Thinking". With the fairies' magic, they would go around granting wishes for those unfortunate and make the world a better place. But wait, Poof is about to say his first words, and he speaks with the voice of Randy Jackson. Hahaha, in case you've rage quit at the point, or you no longer have any desire to see this, I'll save your trouble of seeing the end for yourself. They fly off in their minivan we see Timmy kept his promise to Chester and A.J. by giving them the girlfriends they wanted. But wait, there's more, we get this epilogue where we see Timmy's Mom and Dad sunbathing in their garden. Suddenly Crocker falls from the sky and walks off dazed and disorientated.
But what's worse about it, is that it shows that the movie doesn't think that its target audience can cope with the concept of growing up. For any child, one of the hardships in life is reaching the age of reason. Your body goes through changes, life gets harder, and things are not like what you remember them to be. We were told to let go of childhood possessions and at some point, we'll have to move on to bigger pastures. But they're advantages to reaching that certain age too, you could do things you were not been able to do before. With such responsibility in your hands, you can make a difference. Just as long as you stay true to who you are, you can hold on to the childhood memories that you cherish deeply. It's sad when we grow up, but it's for the best that we move on with the times, otherwise, we're stuck in stagnation. But never forget to stay young at heart. This movie doesn't come to that resolution, nor does it want to explore the nuance of it. But rather, it has Timmy have his magic cupcake and eat it too. It doesn't help young viewers come to terms with such an overwhelming concept, and just frames the conflict in an optimistic manner. Thus taking away any tension it might have had. What more can I say about it, chances are my problems with it are the same as your problems. It's not that I was expecting it to be a piece of high art, even the first 5 seasons were hokey and had noticeable problems, but I was expecting it to be as good as the previous TV movies. If you want to see FOP take on the concept of growing up the right way, just watch Channel Chasers, please. Or if you want a modern fantasy film that gives a new spin on fairy tale tropes, just watch the 2007 film adaptation of 'Stardust' instead. I'm just glad this movie wasn't released in theatres, because if it was, then it would have gone down like this.......
If the movie's last third wasn't any indication, then we've only just begun. As this was only the first in Nick's scheme to make a trilogy out of it. Which makes me wonder if Magnate was a caricature of the CEO of Nick the whole time. So what's the next chapter going to be about, that's right it's a Christmas movie........okay then. If the first movie wasn't bad enough they had to make more of them. So I thought the sequel, 'A Fairly Odd Christmas' would be just as cheesy. But I choose to watch it, just to see how they were going to continue this story. Would it be a surprise gift that would be just as good as the first FOP Christmas special, or is it as pleasant as getting coal?
The movie opens with Santa Claus (Donavon Stinson) getting ready for his annual delivery, he has both his nice and naughty lists given to him, but he sees the children's names and wishes are suddenly disappearing from the nice list. He demands to know what could be causing this. Apparently, this phenomenon is caused by non-other than Timmy, we cut to him, Tootie and the fairies travelling all over the world in their van, where they're running their 'Wishful Thinking' organization. He would grant wishes for various unfortunate people, no matter what it is; he would even help two burglars to steal appliances. They make record time making wishes, that they decide to stop off at Dimmsdale.
They catch the attention of Crocker, who is still determined to capture Timmy's fairies. Once again Lewis manages to play off the crackpot role, really embellishing the overdramatic lines with his body language. Crocker runs into the kids from the last movie, saying how he detests the holidays. He claims that all he ever got from Santa was coal, he got so much that he would carry it around with him. He also got handbags from his mother, to which he would respond "Bah-Handbag" as a play on Scrooge's iconic phrase.
I should point out, it was shown that Crocker was once a good thoughtful child; until he lost his fairy
godparents who were Cosmo and Wanda. It could have at least indicated that Crocker has been getting coal since then. But anyway, the kids tell Crocker that he has to be on Santa's nice list to not get coal. Apparently, Crocker doesn't think the North Pole is a real place (despite being a teacher). Get it, he believes in mythical creatures, but not the artic (or even polar bears for that matter). Timmy states how he loves granting wishes for others and doesn't miss making them for his own needs at all. He and Tootie come across Timmy's parents who are dressed as Santa and an elf. They worry if Timmy wants to move back with them, take it from me, there's nothing wrong with living with your parents for the time being. They tell Timmy what they want for Christmas, in the previous FOP Xmas specials, Timmy's dad would obsess over drinking egg nog. But here; he wants a magical pony that poohs ice cream, then it eats the ice cream and poops out gold. Then eats the gold and poops out a motorcycle...........................what the.........................how could you think of something so bizarre? I get that the dad is supposed to be kooky, but this is too bizarre and awkward even for this series. I think these writers had a little too much Christmas ecstasy you think?
After that weird exchange, the gang is confronted by two elves named Dingle Dan (Travis Turner) and Christmas Carol (Devyn Dalton) who demand to speak with Timmy. Cosmo and Wanda start an argument with the elves, apparently, there's this feud between fairies and elves, even though it wasn't a thing in the show. Throughout we see them trading insults at each other, and I thought the movie 'Bright' was on the nose with how it showed prejudice. Fairy lives do matter. And you want to know what this feud is about, well the fairies borrowed a power drill from the elves, they claim the fairies never returned it, even though they did return it. I'm sorry if I spoiled this plot point, but these movies haven't earned my respect. Dan and Carol bring Timmy and the gang to Santa's workshop, where he has it out for Timmy. Unbeknownst to them, Crocker follows the group to the workshop where he plans to get himself off the naughty list.
They arrive at the North Pole, it's at this point where I could see how amateur the quality of these
movies can be. The whole set looks as convincing as a faux Lapland theme park, many of the elves are played by children and at some point, Crocker is chased by a polar bear, but it's obvious that it's a man in a suit. The interior of Santa's workshop is certainly lavish for the movie's criteria. We see how the preparations work, like many modern Santa based films, the factory is depicted to use modern machinery. Timmy and the gang are greeted by the jolly fat man himself, Santa Claus. Stinson by no means does a bad job as their version of Santa, but I'm more used to Kevin Michael Richardson's vocal portrayal from the show. As Timmy gets reacquainted with Santa; he discusses to Timmy that by granting the world's wishes, they're already being fulfilled, so they don't need him anymore. Thus putting the jolly fat man and the elves out of work (and possibly other fairies as well). This isn't the first time Timmy has put Christmas at stake, as this is honestly a lot like the previous Christmas episode, 'Merry Wishmas'. Timmy apologizes and Santa gives him two candy canes, saying that they're useful for getting anyone out of a rough spot. Gee, I wonder if this is foreshadowing a later scene. Meanwhile, Crocker sneaks in through an open window and disguises himself as an elf. However one of the elves catches Crocker, figuring he's a new employee, Crocker is put through the wringer as he has his ears sharpened to look pointy. Yikes! Crocker is put on reindeer duty, as he has to muck out the stalls while shovelling he notices how the reindeer's pooh sparkles like gemstones. Okay, what is with the toilet humour in these movies, yes the first 5 seasons did use these types of jokes on the rare occasion, but they were done in a way that somewhat made the young viewer think. I mean, I'm not above making those kind of jokes, so long as they're done well. Here it's just using it for the sake of it. Crocker mistakenly lets the reindeer out, causing them to run loose.
Just then, one of the toy-making machines gets jammed, as Santa goes to fix the problem he wishes
he could stop it from breaking down. Timmy gets the idea to grant Santa's request, even though he may get it under control. The fairies use their magic, however, because they're in an elf made building, the wish malfunctions causing Santa to fall into the machine. They find Santa all wrapped up, he is shown to have serious amnesia. To make matters worse the whole workshop shuts down, as a result, Timothy, you're a nincompoop! In this state, Santa starts to act out multiple personalities. Did I mention, there's this machine that generates all Christmas spirit and joy around the world. Which is also affected. Jorgen appears, he has Timmy temporarily assume Santa's responsibilities, for it is written in Da Rules that a godchild must take over the role of a holiday icon if he/she has harmed them to the extent that they can't perform their job. So this movie is going for 'The Santa Clause' plot. Timmy puts on Santa's hat and it seems to get the whole place working again, but things go haywire again. One of the elves explains that Timmy cannot be Santa because he has gotten himself on the Naughty List. Timmy figures he could wish himself out of the list, but the fairies are unable to do anything. Without the Christmas spirit power being degenerated, there's some force about the North Pole's magnetic polarity rendering the fairy magic useless. Wasn't it revealed in the show's first Christmas episode that most of the fairies' magic was transferred to Santa every Christmas Eve? So how could he be in a building that prevents fairy magic, if he needs it in the first place? It just doesn't add up. The elves explain to Timmy that he can get himself off the Naughty list by confronting Elmer, the elder elf (Tony Cox) who's in charge of determining who belongs on said list. Despite it being a difficult task Timmy is willing to do it in the name of Christmas. Tootie and the fairies agree to tag along too, Crocker reveals himself and wants to join them so he can remove his name off the list too.
Timmy and the gang begin their journey, bringing Dave and Carol to guide them, though it becomes apparent they both don't exactly know the way. They also keep arguing with the fairies. They come across perilous obstacles that were made to be Christmas themed. For example, they come across a chasm of razor-sharp candy cane spikes. But the environment is still nothing interesting to look at. They get past the chasm using a zip line, but of course, whatever can go possibly wrong, does go wrong. Suddenly the ground cracks from underneath, causing Timmy and Crocker to get separated from the rest of the group. By having all these characters together, it makes sense to have them split up. The fairies, elves, and Tootie get themselves in a forest where they come across a penguin; even though penguins don't live in the North Pole. Look I don't expect realism from these movies, but if they're going to throw out logic, it has to make sense within its own world. That inaccuracy aside, Tootie with her experience with animals asks the penguin to help them find the others. Like that. She manages to communicate in penguin speech, it does not know where to find them but it knows a way out of the forest. In the most unlikely pairings, Timmy and Crocker meet a group of large sentient Gingerbread men. Not only is their CGI cheap, but they have a child-friendly demeanour. What was distinctive about the original show is how it gave a contemporary spin on such mythical beings, even Santa and his organization was that way. Aside from the advanced technology, the workshop is no different from other variations. However, they don't play this nature strait, as Crocker bites the head off one of the gingerbread men out of hunger. This dark turn juxtaposes with their exchange, as it infuriates the gingerbread enough to kill them both. So Timmy and Crocker run, run as fast as they can, they cannot be caught by the gingerbread men! Speaking of which, the fairies and elves put aside their differences to fend off the gingerbread with show balls, and I notice how obviously the footage is sped up. The poor effects just make this sequence all the more anarchic.
So after that madness, the group sets up a camp for the night. Timmy has trouble starting a fire until Crocker lends his Christmas coal. Throughout this movie, Crocker starts to show more kindness. If they really wanted to end Crocker's arc, they would have gone somewhere by redeeming him. It would be justified considering how he became evil. The elves and the fairies start to bond with marshmallows and learn to get along as well. Without their magic, the fairies serve very little purpose until the last minute. Back at Santa's workshop, Jorgen is still helping Santa recover, who is still as nuttier and mixed up as a fruitcake. But the elves notice that they're are running low on Christmas spirit. A green cloud of gloom appears, and we see it take its effect on the people of Dimmsdale. We see Timmy's parents having pie, they burst into tears and Timmy's Dad's face is smeared with pie. A group of children are making paper decorations, overcome with grift one of them makes a collage of 'The Scream'? A group of carollers become depressed, the only person who isn't affected is Vickey, she's given the opposite effect because of course. The next day, Timmy and company reach a rickety bridge over a river of egg-nog. I for one have never tried egg-nog before, but I doubt it would be as molten as shown here. They cross over immediately when they see the vengeful gingerbread men coming after them. Once again, the fairies take them out with snowballs, but one gingerbread man cuts a rope holding the bridge. Just as Timmy helps Crocker get across, he falls off the cliff. Gasp, could it be that Timmy is gone? No, of course not, he climbed his way back up using the two candy canes he got earlier. Why do I have this uncomfortable feeling that this is going to be common?
The gang finally make it to Elmer's lair, after going down a trapdoor, knocking over a toothpick sculptor of the Eiffel tower, they come face to face with the elder elf. He's supposed to be an all-knowing being with an ominous presence, only Tony Cox portrays him using back sass. It's too bad Cox is synonymous for his role in the infamous Seltzerberg parody movies. The only joke I remember from him is one involving his toothpick sculptor. I'd say that they got Cox because they couldn't get Peter Dinklage, but I think he'd be too good for this. Timmy asks if he could be taken off the Naughty List. Elmer explains that even though Timmy has been using magic to make good gestures, it's technically the fairies doing the work. He also explains that despite Timmy's intentions, he's still making reckless wishes without thinking about the consequences. He proves this showing videos of the results of Wishful Thinking', as we're treated to images of children in and/or causing distress, including his recent mistake with Santa. So the moral of this story is that with great power comes great responsibility, which they make abundantly clear at certain points. It shows that no matter how much older and wiser Timmy becomes, he'll continue to make similar mistakes. For this, Elmer refuses to take Timmy and Crocker off the list. With everyone left with no hope, Timmy apologizes for his errors, but Tootie and his fairies are still proud of him for trying. Even Crocker of all people starts to show his newfound respect for Timmy, I bet none of you saw that coming did you? Elmer overhears Crocker's supportive speech and is impressed that Timmy was able to give Crocker a change of heart. So he removes Timmy from the Naughty list and allows the group to use his own vehicle back to Santa.
After they make it back, Timmy gets into Santa's suit thus bringing full power back to the workshop. As he gets things running in order, they only have an hour to prepare everything to avoid the cloud of gloom covering their path. Timmy manages to motivate everyone to work without magic, even Jorgen is willing to assist them. So we get a musical montage of everyone making the presents set to a cover of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'. The only funny thing is how in the episode 'Christmas Everyday', they didn't use the song 'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday' by Wizzard; yet Nick would have the rights to use that song. Anyway, they managed to set up the sleigh on time, but the reindeer are still missing. For all the things Crocker has done to help, he's still trouble even when he's not the antagonist here. Luckily the fairies somehow manage to bring the Wishful Thinking van, with Jorgen and them behind the wheel, Timmy takes off on the sleigh with the aid of his sweetheart and long-time enemy. Just when you think Timmy can get a lot accomplished without the aid of his fairies, they come in to save the day. They just make it out of the fog of gloom before it closes. With everyone on his side, Timmy successfully delivers all the presents to everyone (even fulfilling his parent's wishes). On Christmas morning, Santa now having recovered from his amnesia is surprised to see his work taken care of for him. So everyone celebrates Timmy's job well done, Crocker is given the first real present that anyone has ever given him. Dave and Carol make amends with Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof for helping them save Christmas. The fairies clear up the whole misunderstanding with the drill, and Timmy kisses Tooty underneath the mistletoe. Poof then gives a traditional Christmas phrase, and Cosmo and Wanda ensure everyone that no fairies were harmed in the making of this movie. Like we never heard that joke before? Just to top of this mangled tree, we also end this off with another poop joke with the pony.
Overall, A Fairly Odd Christmas still has the same cheap effects, oddball acting and predictable
humour wrapped up in one package. With that said, it's isn't remarkably bad like the first one. Whereas with the first one I was somewhat expecting it to be decent, with this one, I knew it wouldn't be good and I got what I expected. At least the first one was memorable in its failure, but the sequel was just dull and wasn't all that imaginative. I mean it was still stupid, but that's to be expected. If there's any purpose for this movie's existence, it's to show that Timmy still has his shortcomings even as an adult and to show Crocker have a redemption as a character. I suppose I'll give it credit for showing the holidays can be a time for enemies to put aside their quarrel for the sake of what's right. And I suppose it isn't anything to get mad at, though it still has its awkward moments. But still, it captures everything chintzy and artificial about the holidays. I guess I won't stop you from seeing how this compares to the first one, but you're better off watching the FOP episode 'Christmas Everyday'. You can't go wrong with watching that around the holiday season. But Fairly Odd Christmas is one movie that won't be on my list to watch during this time.
It's all come down this, A Fairly Odd Summer, the third and final movie in the series. You may have noticed that these sequels take place during a different season, first Christmas then Summer. Okay, if these wanted to be thematic, then couldn't they each take place during different points in Timmy's adulthood? Anyway, when I first heard this was being released, I was not looking forward to it at all. I basically had no strong feelings one way or the other. But I decided to watch it anyway, just so I can put this trilogy into perspective. Maybe I wanted to give this one the benefit of the doubt, but I knew better not to expect any FOP live-action movie to be of better quality. And considering the director has done a summer movie before, it figures he applies that to his version as well. Let us examine the case for 'A Fairly Odd Summer' and see how low this series can go just so we can get this over with.
It begins with Timmy in a tropical rainforest where he hears Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are in danger. He gets hunted down by masked primitives. Running away from them, Timmy suddenly ends up inside a volcano. Only for them to find him. He finds the fairies trapped hanging by a rope, it turns out to be a plan by Crocker who threatens to drop them into the lava. That is until Tootie comes in and resues the fairies. They manage to escape Crocker's clutches, as the volcano begins erupting. The opening scene is quite a thrilling sequence, it has the right amount of action, suspense, and silliness, which makes it akin to a scene from an Indiana Jones film (the fourth one that is). They make it off the island on a jet ski, Timmy and Tootie kiss. But it turns out it's Timmy having a dream, even though this sequence could easily take place in the movie's reality. When it comes to these movies, the best thing to do is.......
We see that Timmy now works a summer job at Fairy World's 'yuck disposal system'. I suppose his 'Wishful Thinking' organization was a bust. Apparently, Jorgen got Timmy this job so he would be
able to work for a living, which the fairies agree upon. Timmy also wanted to impress Tootie who has a summer job of her own, but he's upset that he won't be able to enjoy his summer. He finds it tedious and that it doesn't feel right for him. Especially when he doesn't have much prior work experience or a college education. He starts to yearn for his carefree days. We see the live-action version of Fairly World and it looks so garish. They tried to recreate how it looked in the cartoon with strong textures and lighting, but what holds it back is how the set pieces are tacked on. It just looks uneven. Also, the rendering on the fairies in the background looks awful. The models don't blend with the backdrop and they don't even have the Hartman design. It looks like the background of a cheap Troublemaker Studios kids film mixed with characters from 'Foodfight' (and I'm not talking about the season 7 episode). He pops into Dimmsdale to see his girlfriend at the animal research centre. He also meets the scientist she works for, whose main joke is that his name is "Butterfarts", and they beat these flatulence jokes into the ground. It turns out that Butterfarts made a gas formula that will cure a species of dolphins, and Tootie has to deliver the vial that contains the gas to the research team in Hawaii. Tootie tells Timmy she'll be there all summer, much to Timmy's chagrin. Timmy learns that his parents just so happening to go to Hawaii too because the pencil company Timmy's dad works for chose it for their summer retreat. Timmy's dad was also put in charge of providing a fire dance and is given a lot of money to do so. And his job is on the line if he messes it up.
There's also this subplot with two children named Marty and Mitzy (Carter Hastings and Ella Anderson), who come from a rich family. It just so happens they're going to Hawaii as well. They're looking forward to this holiday, as they hardly ever get to spend time with their parents. Which also reminds me of Remy Buxaplenty. That is until the parents become too busy yet again, so they are unable to go with them. But the parents leave the two kids in the care of Vicky, who you know would definitely accept the job and payment. It sets up that the kids will have fairies of their own by the end, however, these two don't leave enough of an impression. I suppose I can't blame the actors but you can barely tell them apart.
Back at Fairy World, Jorgen leaves Timmy to take over his position, while he enters a strong man contest that just happens to be to Hawaii. Timmy is put in charge of guarding the source of all magic, an element known as 'Abracadraium'. Which I'm convinced was written specifically just for this movie, yet Jorgen builds it up as an important McGuffin. I'm starting to question which aspects of the fairy lore should be explained, and which should be left vague. Say what you will about seasons 7-8, one of the good aspects about them is how they tried to expand the world-building. Some worked well, others were misguided. But do we want to know what the magic is made from, do we want to know how long time goes in Fairy World? Foop is spying on the unknowing Timmy. For those who stopped watching FOP, Foop was the anti-fairy version of Poof, he was also his enemy. His character trait has been called a kid-friendly version of Stewie Griffin, but I didn't mind whenever he was there (for the most part). But he soon wore out his welcome. Being the youngest villain the show ever had, Foop tries to prove his worth to the council of Anti-Fairies. He proposes to destroy the Abracadraium. They allow him to take on the task, on the condition they take his bottle from him (which is the source of his powers). They warn Foop that the magical element is also their fatal weakness and that if he fails then he'll face an unspeakable horror. Whilst having lunch, Timmy discovers he has the check for the celebrations and the gas vial which was mistaken for his lip balm. So what's Timmy going to do? He has to bring these items to Hawaii, but he can't leave the Abracadraium. He decides to take it with him, even though removing it will destroy all of Fairy World. Luckily the Big Wand that powers Fairy World has backup power to run it temporarily. Timmy puts the magical element in a carrier bag (putting all magic at risk) and fly over with the magic van, unaware that Foop is on their tail.
Crocker is at the Hawaiian airport, where his mother registered him on a rehabilitation retreat with other insane mental patients. We see one of the patients is played by Butch Hartman, did I forgot to mention that Butch plays a different character in each one of these movies. I'm convinced that Butch is off his rocker here, and I'm not talking about his character. Crocker crosses paths with Foop, who crash-landed there. They appear to have forgotten each other, considering they did team up before. After the other mental patients get freaked out by Foop, Crocker reverts to his evil self and they initiate their diabolical scheme. Timmy's Mom and Dad are at the resort where Timmy's dad's boss Ed Leadly reminds him he's in charge of the festivities. Just when Timmy's dad is in hot lava, Timmy comes in and saves his bacon. He finds Tootie to give her the dolphin cure, albeit slightly late. Timmy thinks because they're in such a beautiful tropical location, he decides to take a break with Tootie and the fairies and enjoy themselves. There's this notion that actors and directors film at sunny islands just as an excuse to have a holiday, rather than using the location to tell a story. I don't know if that was the case, but it definitely feels that way. Foop and Crocker are inside a dark, foreboding cave where they discover they can summon molten lava using the moonlight. This ancient ritual along with the tiki statues add mysticism to the island. Foop thinks this will be the place to destroy the magical element. While Timmy and Tooty are having fun in the sun, Foop and Crocker try to get their hands on the carrier bag using cliche cartoon antics. Such as shooting a sleeping bug at him or digging a pit with a tiger underneath a beach blanket. Only for Crocker to get foiled in a comical fashion.
We cut back to Marty and Mitzy, where throughout the holiday Vicky continually mistreats them. They manage to comically escape her clutches with a sandcastle and spend time in the pool. They cross paths with Timmy and Tootie, unfortunately, Vicky finds them both. She and Tootie don't even acknowledge they're sisters. I mean it's not a necessary detail, but surely this movie could show how Vicky would react to her sibling dating Timmy? (someone who she had a vendetta with since they were young). Timmy helps the kids where they'll be hoping Vicky gets hit with cake by the ocean. Foop changes his form to an adult human (Scott Baio), he and Crocker are meet by Timmy's parents who mistakenly give them the money for the festivities. This gives Crocker an idea to disguise themselves as island natives, with Foop as a monkey. You think if the Crimson Chin was in these movies, you think the director would have put him in a sailor suit? They distract the pair by dancing to a 90s jam..........I don't even know what I'm watching anymore! They realized that they've been tricked but the bag with the Abracadabrium has been stolen, thus putting Fairy World and it's inhabitants in danger. Say it with me now, Timothy, YOU'RE A NINCOMPOOP! Jorgen spots Timmy and becomes enraged when he learns what happened to the magical element, he's more furious than we've ever seen him that his skin changes colour. The judges of the strong man contest notices this and are impressed. By this point, I think many of the older are feeling frustrated.
Seeking the element back, the pair and the fairies recruit Marty and Mitzy to help. Cosmo believes Timmy left the Abracadaium in his parent's hotel room, so he poofs himself there with Wanda and Poof. They get themselves stuck in the fridge, and they lose their magic again. While Timmy looks for the Abracadabraium, Tooty and kids chase Crocker and Foop (who are riding on a cart shaped like a pineapple). These characters are getting too old for this, and so am I. The fairies get themselves out of the fridge, but their powers are weakening without their power source. When Timmy finds them, he realises what a mistake he's made. Just as the moon rises, our villains make it to the cave to summon the lava. Just as Crocker is about to destroy the Abracadabrium, he becomes affected by the element's pure magic. Tooty comes into the scene with the kids tagging along with her, they see Crocker turned good that he doesn't want to take the plan into action anymore. Angered by this, Foop risks touching the substance to do it himself. But Timmy comes in a tries to negotiate but to no avail. We reach our climax, Foop tries to destroy everyone with a swinging rock, but Timmy uses it to get the magical element and saves everyone in the process. Timmy and Foop battle over the element until Timmy falls into the lava with it. Jesus Christ, that took a dark turn! I cannot believe they would end the trilogy on such a morbid note.
As if they would ever end it like that, because if you thought the ending to the first movie was a big slap in the face, then you better be sitting down for this one. Just when you thought these movies couldn't get any stupider, Timmy manages to survive the lava, he rises with the Abracadabrium still intact and becomes a fairy. Your eyes aren't fooling you, what you're seeing is real. Because the heat made him absorbed some of it's magic, Timmy is turned into an animated fairy with his younger form and voiced by Tara Strong herself. This is what they've been building up to people, first, he essentially went above fairy law, temporarily filled in the position of Saint Nick and now he's ascended to be a divine powerful figure. Despite the fact he's screwed up during this trilogy, he now has the powers of a God. I'm speechless, I really am. You know, they could have found a way to tie these movies with the ending of Channel Chasers, but no, they still managed to contradict it even further. Do these movies even exist in the same timeline? I'm just flabbergasted that they went this direction, shocked even. After watching this movie, I felt unclean, it only furthered the existential dilemma I was having. It made me want to look at the mirror and just wonder how it came to this. So Crocker returns to normal (in the loosest sense), Foop is defeated and Jorgen reassigns the fairies to the two kids. And they didn't do this in the first place? Even Timmy can now visit the fairies on meetings. With his new fairy powers, Timmy creates the fire dance for the Pencil company event, with Crocker involved. It becomes a success, which is more than I can say for this picture. Marty and Mitzy are delighted in having fairies, by turning Vicky into a rabbit. Tootie wonders how she's going to adjust to Timmy as a fairy, which makes me wonder too, are fairies even allowed to have romantic relationships with mortals? The movie closes out with fireworks and everyone getting their "happily ever after", except Foop who is sent down the drain of the yuck disposal system where he presumably dies.
*phew*, Thank God Parents this is over. A Fairly Odd Summer, more like a Fairly Odd Bummer! A lot from the previous two films carries over to this one, only it manages to be more stupid and over the top than before. It puts our characters together for sheer plot convenience, yet we've given so much filler and gags we could see coming. It's hard to take in the tropical scenery with all this lunacy. Not even Crocker in all his craziness could save this. I think this might be the worst of the three, just for that baffling ending alone. Had the first movie ended with Timmy saying farewell to his fairies, passing them down to a new generation of godchildren would have been more gratifying. It would have been an appropriate epilogue while Timmy finds his calling. But they had to give him fairy powers of his own, was this really necessary? Channel Chasers gave us a perfectly suitable conclusion to Timmy's story, so why change it? It might be the dumbest thing the franchise ever pulled off, you have to marvel at it, and just how it attempts to be "epic". This is not what the fans wanted and chances are it wouldn't satisfy anyone else. This is the worst possible way they could cap off this series, it's a worse ending than the one for 'Game of Thrones', that's right I went there. If you really want to see how mad it truly is, go ahead and be my guest. But please be warned, as it'll drive you coconuts. You'll have as much enjoyment from a sunburn. With that, I would like to apologize to the people of Hawaii on behalf of everyone who worked on this. I think we all need a holiday after this mess.
Bottom line; I think the Fairly Odd Movies fail to capture the magic and charm of the original cartoon series. The stories are either wasted potential or misguided even, the production values are camp, the acting is ham and cheese, the humour isn't nearly as funny or subtle and the same goes for the characters they choose. These movies are certainly odd, but not in a good way. Each one manages to have their own bad traits to distinguish them. Nothing is funny or enchanting, they may have had good intentions but the stories and characters weren't handled well. They didn't really need to be live-action or be a trilogy or have Timmy become a fairy. Even if they were made by the best filmmakers, the scripts would still be nonsense. They try to appear like the cartoon, but they don't feel right. What it does to make it different from the show just falls flat. The fact that they're about Timmy holding onto his fairies for far longer than he should have is a befitting metaphor to describe what happened to the series. As Nick kept the Fairly Odd Parents going on and on, instead of letting it end while it still had dignity. Until they decided to unceremoniously put it out of it's misery. It got to the point where the show's last season felt more like a spinoff rather than a continuation. As movies by themselves, they're corny stories about a young man who never grew up and he would be attached to his magical friends. Only for him to start taking responsibility and eventually follow in those beings' footsteps. They contain many exasperating traits found in bad family movies. If there's any reason to watch these movies, it's to analyze how not to do an adaptation or a follow-up. They made me do the unthinkable, they made me wonder if the Fairly Odd Parents was ever even good in the first place.
Considering this is one of those cases where the original creator screwed up with their own source material, you gotta wonder. Did Butch Hartman lose his touch, or was he never talented to begin with? Was the reason why the show worked before because there were other people involved? Would the show have been different if he had his own way back then? Did Butch always want to end it this way? Were there too many yes men? Was it creative differences with the director, or was it Nick interfering with the script? We could only wish to know. That said, it's actually intriguing how this guy managed to make his dreams and these changes become realised without anyone standing in his way. It just so happens they're not very good. If you feel these movies "ruined your childhood", then your childhood wasn't all that special. Any kid who watches these will probably grow up to realise the previous FOP movies were a lot better. And if you're one of those people who does enjoy these movies as much as the show, I have nothing against you. If you could see more positives that I and other fans cannot just share with me the reasons why you enjoy them. I'm not in any position to judge.
I'm going to take a dose of F***ital. Oh, and to Butch Hartman, Savage Steve and any executives from Nick. If somehow you're reading this, if this is how you want to represent or cap off such a funny cartoon, then you've tarnished it's legacy. And if you're not listening to my criticism, or you're not interested, then here's a picture of a hand, please talk to it.
Now that we come to the end of the decade, I hope we can make 2020 our year to shine. I've come to accept that this will not be the end, but the start of a new chapter. We'll never see another year like it ever again, so please make the most of it. Because I can remember the 2000s ended with such a dark, dark year, that we were hoping that 2010 would be the light at the end of the tunnel. Throughout this decade, I've tried to make each moment from it as special as the last. We've gone through highs and lows, but I'm definitely grateful for the highs that we got. I achieved a lot during these past 10 years, and I couldn't be more grateful for the experience I've gained. I'm not sure what the future will hold for me or anyone else but if there's one thing I'll say, it's carpe diem. For you see, my resolution for the decade to seize every moment of every day. Take on every opportunity that comes my way without any hesitation. I want to take on similar achievements I've made for the past 10 years and amp them up 10 fold. No matter what obstacle stands in my way, I'll find a solution to make it though. For better or for worse, we can start the decade the best we can, to make it a year to remember. I can ensure you that I have big plans for the year. I've learnt not to give up on hope, I don't want to forget about my dreams or ambitions. I spent all this time trying to perfect my craft, I feel like now is the time to put it to use.
